do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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