are you still at the devil's house?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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