party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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