just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
home. puking in laundry basket.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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