we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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