Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
