Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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