doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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