So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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