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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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