I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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