I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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