i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just want to make out with him forever
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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