I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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