My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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