It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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