I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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