Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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