i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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