I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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