I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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