you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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