just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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