we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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