He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he told me I talked like a deaf person
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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