I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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