Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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