I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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