So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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