some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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