omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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