She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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