I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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