Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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