i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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