I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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