i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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