Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
3pm strippers are depressing
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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