Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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