my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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