Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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