Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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