The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
