Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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