Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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