Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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