Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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