I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I understand Curling. That high.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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