JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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