do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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