So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
"it" just moved
Me too!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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