I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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