Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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