butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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