honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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