I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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