More tranny stories later!
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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