Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
