That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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