I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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